Kat with a K

The shirt should have been your first clue.

I didn't manage to pack a lunch for work on Friday morning, so I stopped by the Panera near my office for a salad. I ordered the Tomato, Mozzarella & Basil Salad which, you'll notice, includes no meat in its menu listing. The person taking my order asked if I wanted to add chicken. I said no. I'm sure you can see where this is going, but I didn't. For some reason, I didn't check the salad before I left, and I was back at work before I realized it was covered in chicken. I drove back to Panera and they made me another without too much trouble, although it would have been a nice touch for them to give me a little money back or a free side or something for my trouble. They didn't offer and I didn't want to make a scene.

The reason this story is funny is because I happened to be wearing this shirt. It said VEGETARIAN in big letters across my chest. Apparently that was too subtle a clue.